Official Engineer Discussion Thread v1.1

That there coded message says "Clearly here is more space than Reeded. I wonder what else was here. ". It has already been decoded with this:

http://www.myersdaily.org/joseph/javascript/alphac.html

Another interesting thing is the link above can be found within the hidden message. It's contained within an alpha channel of the image.

I have read that the game files contain these 2 lines,

"%s1 has found Golden Wrench no. %s2!"

"%s1 has destroyed Golden Wrench no. %s2!"

This may imply that each and every one who obtains the golden wrench has a different ID number.


must... get... wrench 1337...

Wow.

I like how you made it seem like someone hacked your account, Kig. Epic.

I'm kidding. ENGIE UPDATE NAO.

THE UPDATE IS UPON US LETS US REJOICE BY HOLDING HANDS MY BROTHERS

PROTECT YOUR WRENCHES WHEN YOU GET THEM, KIDDOS!

Lady Carl I wrote:

That there coded message says "Clearly here is more space than Reeded. I wonder what else was here. ". It has already been decoded with this:

Sure it might not mean "clearly there is more space than needed"? That sounds like it makes more sense.

Typo, probably. It was signed by Saxton Hale, after all

Also, 1000 hundo bonus points for Valve for getting Makani, the artist that designed the Announcer, to also do the Engie comic

Yeah they gave him blue eyes.

So the engineer update is near, huh?

Very interesting...

Also, forgive me for nitpicking.

I do believe it is now DEFCON 2.

And the comic is awesome by the way.

Maniac wrote:

So the engineer update is near, huh?

Very interesting...

Also, forgive me for nitpicking.

Believe me, I know that it is 5 stages. However I could only find those 3 good pictures of the Engineer under DEFCON 1 and 3.

kigbariom wrote:

Maniac wrote:

So the engineer update is near, huh?

Very interesting...

Also, forgive me for nitpicking.

Believe me, I know that it is 5 stages. However I could only find those 3 good pictures of the Engineer under DEFCON 1 and 3.

I know. I meant the order. DEFCON 1 is actually the most dangerous.

DEFCON 1 I REPEAT DEFCON 1

UPDATE IS IMMINENT

ALL PERSONNEL CRAFT THEIR WEAPONS FOR THE ULTRA RARE GOLD WRENCH

I REPEAT DEFCON 1 UPDATE IS IMMINENT

http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4026&p=1
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

DEFCON 1

I didn't even notice I had them in the wrong order. Anyway I am too busy making mods we I will be able to update and discuss later.

Bullz wrote:

DEFCON 1 I REPEAT DEFCON 1

UPDATE IS IMMINENT

ALL PERSONNEL CRAFT THEIR WEAPONS FOR THE ULTRA RARE GOLD WRENCH

I REPEAT DEFCON 1 UPDATE IS IMMINENT

http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4026&p=1
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

DEFCON 1

UIDIHURO

DHWEWEW

RJRIOHJWO

GUN IS NOT RANDOM CRIT

HFISDDDAS

WTF REVENGE CRIT LOL

EDIT: CRAFT IMMEDIATELY

EDIT2: http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/radigan/

OMG, I"M GONNA SCREAMING LIKE A GENERIC FAN GIRL!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

LoL

i got mad at valve i crafted everything, and by everything i meant EVERYTHING

Bullz wrote:

LoL

i got mad at valve i crafted everything, and by everything i meant EVERYTHING

Ouch. D:

Luckily I only crafted my spares and not my hats
Still I miss my Jarate and my Crit-bonk D:
BTW, Item drops are increased two-fold this week only
And Valve is succcchhh a Troll!
But we still love them, do we Gabe?

UPDATE

http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/wrangdigan/

http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/achievements/

Wrangler released

-Controls sentry, does not automatically seek enemies
-Creates a shield around sentry that absorbs 66% of damage
-Doubles firing rate of bullets. Increases missile launch ratio at lv 3
-Defenseless for 3 seconds after engineer switches to another weapon

EDIT: If the new melee unlock is a guitar, I would die of too much rage.

Bullz how could you All your nice hats

Not going to risk my hard earned item for something so rare. What are the chances that I'm the only Malaysia player that gets it.

It's like it almost only exclusive to the US so why bother.

kazek wrote:

Bullz how could you All your nice hats

Not going to risk my hard earned item for something so rare. What are the chances that I'm the only Malaysia player that gets it.

It's like it almost only exclusive to the US so why bother.

I was playing on e-Club when a guy who was crafting on the same server got it! His name's Fatalcrash, he's in the log.

We were all like ZOMFGWTFBBQ, KILL THAT FUCKER. That sent his KPD down the drain! :DDDD

yeah sadly crafted all my hat

well its like getting a new start right?

at least i have my old trusty fire axe

I'm buds with Fatalcrash
Engineer partay in eclub 2farts on Saturday
V.I.P is Fatalcrash
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