funny moments

ok, my first time playing this

Use regular AR
"oh cool, alt fire is grenades
Press M2
"A Punch? well maybe i need to find grenade ammo
later
"gee, it's sure dark here, maybe this game has a flashlight"
press F
launch grenade at wall
damage me and teamate with splash damage
My face

Pretty much every minute I was in that game it was a funny moment.

"Oh hey guys, this is easy? What a bunch of babies. lolololjk lets go this should be easy"
- 10 million bugs charge us-

After that, 3 of us died and 1 of us proceeded to contemplate suicide in a little hut-thing.

My first time trying the Mall part

1st minute:
"Hahaha, little tiny baby worms, you are nothing to me! *squash bug*

7th minute:
Hey that thing kinda looks like the headcrab, probably valve too lazy to create new AI lulz *shoots facehuggers*

11th minute:
HAHAHHA, that headcrabby thingy is performing extreme oral sex on my team-mate... Dude! don't waste that heally beacon sheez

13th minute:
Hmmm *approaching ventilation hole* that place looks kinda dark, its funny to see we stuck in the future yet no means of providing any form of illumination which has already been done since the birth of cavemen.

14th minute:
Hmmm, I wonder how roasted alien eggs taste like... oh hey little fella, you want to ARGGHHH!!!!! ITS HUMPING MY FACE OMG ITS HUMPING MY FACEEEEEEE... somebody shove it off me!

14.5 minute:
*dies* damn it headcrabs, I will get you next timez.... ( meanwhile, my entire team gets faceraped )

15 minute: Changes into medic with flamethrower

Just epic

Thought I could roll over a pit with my space bar.

After that, my whole party died because I decided to end it all.


(This was offline practice)

Maniac wrote:

Thought I could roll over a pit with my space bar.

After that, my whole party died because I decided to end it all.


(This was offline practice)

This ^

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Maniac wrote:

Thought I could roll over a pit with my space bar.

After that, my whole party died because I decided to end it all.


(This was offline practice)

They've yet to install the BS mechanic in this Valve game.

Just wait until a later patch, where rolling into aliens is a valid attack.

To be honest, I have NO IDEA how you people find it funny, when I find it speaks to me, in that it may happen in the future. D:

NaFrey wrote:

To be honest, I have NO IDEA how you people find it funny, when I find it speaks to me, in that it may happen in the future. D:

damaging teammates with grenade is not funny?

Bullz wrote:

NaFrey wrote:

To be honest, I have NO IDEA how you people find it funny, when I find it speaks to me, in that it may happen in the future. D:

damaging teammates with grenade is not funny?

Not Very. :/ BUT STILL. I WAIT FOR IT.

1st time playing with Chocolato:


He proceeds to weld the door while I'm on the wrong side.

LOL. Aye, I hate it when that happens. And I'm always Tech most of the time too...