seriously ?
i went out of the safe house in yanov then suddenly loads of dogs barking at me since im a man of cute dogs i decided to end these badly looking dogs i mean who would love them right? not even kig would like them so yeah i killed the fuck out of them like 4/5 dogs then this pseudodog came out of nowhere i killed it too
when i walk for a bit ( like a goddamn 3/6 steps) then a goddamn burer out of nowhere ( "Burer" = a small dwarf that has some psychokinesis ability can take your guns out of your hands destroy your brains and stuff), i killed it thanks to "jack" the bandit leader who got the best shotgun in the zone ( i killed him earlier ask milk LOL, and of course took his gun) and i literalyy didnt walk at all i heard this loud bloodsucker call and i said FUCK ask carl if you dont believe me (I NEVER LIE BITCHES ARABIANS RULE #1) and yeah I MAD i mean seriously loads of shit on the second map of the game? wow i wonder what waits for me in the 3rd and last map of the game WOW
then i thought eh nothings gonna go wrong if i go down this subway station BUT NOOOO THE WORLD DECIDED TO FUCK WITH ME AGAIN, after i pucked up an artifact SUDDENLY a goddamn controller came out of nowhere well fuck good thing i upgraded my helmet to withstand a bit of psi damage the ni kill the goddamn controller well im mad but im not mad anymore because i have some tom yum
well thats my story of the day what about you?
- Spoiler:
BLASTED BLIND DOGS AND PSEUDODOG
DAMN BURERS
DAMN BLOODSUCKER
GODFRIGGIN DAMMIT CONTROLLER
and tom yum yeah i felt good after eating this
look at the time under the radar if you dont believe me this all happens in under 7 minutes ( except the controller )
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