Are you short on hats?
Are you not loved by your mother?
Do you have no idea to vote for?
THE ANSWER TO ALL THOSE QUESTIONS ARE SIMPLE MY GENTLEMEN
THEY ALL LIE IN THE FARNSWORTH (head) APPAREL PARTY (FAP)
SOON YOU WILL BE BASKING IN GLORY OVER THE BALD HEADS OF THE POOR ENEMIES AND BE LOVED BY YOUR MOTHER AT THE SAME TIME