EnG! CONSPIRACYYYYYYYYY. butsrsly.

OK, so some of you guys may or may not have heard of EnG!(OoS) or whatever their clan tag is. This conversation, I managed to leech off one of their clan leaders, Dane.

TITLE: Clan Peace

Danezilla and EnG Members wrote:

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
1:22 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: we;re here
1:22 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: to crush all the other clans
1:22 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: using
1:22 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: deceit and corruption
1:22 PM - No Hitter: lmao
1:22 PM - LostFlip: D:
1:22 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: most of the time, we won't be fighting at all
1:22 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: okay
1:22 PM - Rando: i seriously dont know if i should be laughing or be rubbing my chin.
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: members shall join
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: different clans
1:23 PM - LostFlip: how to win
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I'll assign you
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: to different clans
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: we'll strike them from the inside
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I already am part of a clan
1:23 PM - LostFlip: lolwut.
Rando is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: YOU
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: WILL
1:23 PM - Kneesocks : I fear this will fail.
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: JOIN
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: A CLAN
1:23 PM - Kneesocks : Dane
1:23 PM - Kneesocks : let me
1:23 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: You will POSE as a member
1:24 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: you will act serious with your clan
1:24 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: BUT
1:24 PM - Kneesocks facepalms
1:24 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: hjabfhjabsfakjfbasd
1:24 PM - LostFlip too
1:24 PM - Kneesocks : just act as if though you really like being in the clan if you're in
1:24 PM - Kneesocks : Do not exaggerate though
1:25 PM - LostFlip: brb
1:25 PM - Kneesocks : Do what you would normally do in a clan.
1:25 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and then
1:25 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: we flame on other clans
1:25 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: this will start clan wars
1:25 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and the clans will finish themselves off
1:25 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and then we strike
KuroiTenshi entered chat.
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: you are late
1:26 PM - KuroiTenshi: yes
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: this meeting is over
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: BUT
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: LostFlip
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: my assisstant
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: shall inform you
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: of the things discussed
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Flip
1:26 PM - KuroiTenshi: y not you
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: because
1:26 PM - Kneesocks : Cuz he's tipsy.
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: If I say it
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: it's too evil
1:26 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: from me
1:26 PM - Kneesocks : TIPSY I SAY
1:27 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I AM NOT TIPSY
1:27 PM - Kneesocks : topsy turvy
1:27 PM - KuroiTenshi: lol
1:27 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Zombiechow
1:27 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: you tell him
1:27 PM - Kneesocks : OKay so
1:27 PM - Rando: o_O
1:28 PM - Kneesocks : the chat is to reveal the true purpose of the clan
1:28 PM - Kneesocks : Which is
1:28 PM - KuroiTenshi: WHAT
1:28 PM - KuroiTenshi: THIS IS A CLAN?
1:28 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: welcome
1:28 PM - Kneesocks : taking control over all other groups
1:28 PM - Kneesocks : yus
1:28 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: to our secret clan
1:28 PM - Kneesocks : According to dane
1:28 PM - Rando: LOL
1:28 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: just keep your head down
1:28 PM - KuroiTenshi: wait
1:28 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and listen to Zombiechow
1:28 PM - KuroiTenshi: so the group that will be taken over will be like my group
1:28 PM - Kneesocks : damn laptop keyboard
1:28 PM - Kneesocks : so flat
1:29 PM - Kneesocks : cant type well
1:29 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: hmm
1:29 PM - Kneesocks : Right so all those groups are at peace
1:29 PM - Kneesocks : We're goinbg to sneak in into their rosters
1:29 PM - Kneesocks : and
Rando is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:29 PM - Kneesocks : make it look as though said clan is waging war against all other clans
1:30 PM - Kneesocks : once said clan is destroyed by other clans
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: mkay
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: thats all?
1:30 PM - Kneesocks : repeat process
1:30 PM - Kneesocks : rinse
1:30 PM - Kneesocks : and
1:30 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: rather
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: im going to take dinner na eh
1:30 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: rinse
1:30 PM - Kneesocks : bleh
1:30 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: WAIT
1:30 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: You don't care what will happen to VmC?
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: that clan. is
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: inactive
1:30 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: we'll be targeting every
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: so
1:30 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: hmmm
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: wait
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: every
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: mkay
1:30 PM - KuroiTenshi: including this ahhttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/JellyJellyFriends
1:30 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: you're part of it rite?
1:31 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: NO
1:31 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: NOT THAT
1:31 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: THAT AIN'T A CLAN
1:31 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: so
1:31 PM - Kneesocks : OLAWD
1:31 PM - KuroiTenshi: kk dinnar time
1:31 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: dinner?
1:31 PM - Kneesocks : wait
1:31 PM - KuroiTenshi: wait
1:31 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: wth it's 1:30
1:31 PM - Kneesocks : dinner?
1:31 PM - Kneesocks : at 1 pm?>
1:31 PM - KuroiTenshi: lucnch pla
1:31 PM - KuroiTenshi: wtf
1:31 PM - Kneesocks : You serious?
1:31 PM - Kneesocks : derp
1:31 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Zombie
1:32 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: what clan will you sneak into
1:32 PM - KuroiTenshi: ill just read this log when im done
Rando is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:32 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: John, you can sneak into VmC since you're already part of it
1:32 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Rando, join a random SEA clan
1:32 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: No Hitter, do your best to find a clan also
1:33 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: This Guy, your clan
1:33 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: LostFlip..
1:33 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: you'll just be my assisstand
1:33 PM - Kneesocks : I think imma stream again
1:33 PM - Rando: im a part of ODW.
1:33 PM - Kneesocks : I found out why my stream was failing last night dane
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: why Zombiez
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Rando, ODW
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: alright then
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Rando and Nolan on ODW
1:34 PM - Kneesocks : Dad was downloading office documents
1:34 PM - No Hitter: wow. is this serious?
1:34 PM - No Hitter: i mean. the PEACEFUL
1:34 PM - Kneesocks : all 64.50 gb of them

Danezilla and EnG Members PART TEW wrote:

1:34 PM - No Hitter: *cough*
1:34 PM - Kneesocks : 60 fucking four
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: peace
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: is costly
1:34 PM - Kneesocks : GIGaBYTES
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: but it is worth it
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Hitter
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: are you in
1:34 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: or not
1:34 PM - No Hitter: dude EnG is already flamed by a lot of clans
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: exactly
1:35 PM - No Hitter: you don;t need someone from EnG
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: meh
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I'm part of it already
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: wait
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: are you EnG?
1:35 PM - No Hitter: jamesstyle "included" me
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: hmm
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: join another clan then
1:35 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: something like asiafortress
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: they are a huge community
1:36 PM - No Hitter: dane, how old are you?
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: 14
1:36 PM - No Hitter: aren't you too youg to be drinking?
1:36 PM - LostFlip: lies
1:36 PM - No Hitter: XD
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: ..
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: srsly guy
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: s
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I am serious with this
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I planned this for months
1:36 PM - No Hitter: yyou want to stop clan wars?
1:36 PM - Rando: MONTHS
1:36 PM - Rando: wow
1:36 PM - LostFlip: MONTHS
1:36 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: yeah Hitter
1:37 PM - Kneesocks : Stop wars with warsw
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: one clan governing them all
1:37 PM - Kneesocks : kewl
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Diplomacy is useless!
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: we have to strike them
1:37 PM - Kneesocks : How do you propose on doing that dane?
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Deceit
1:37 PM - Kneesocks : One Clan Governing All
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and corruption
1:37 PM - No Hitter: how sure are you that someone here isn't gonna sell you out
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: because
1:37 PM - No Hitter: oh and that's impossible
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: if you sell us out
Rando is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:37 PM - LostFlip: he gave me a hat
1:37 PM - Kneesocks : As soon as we get them fighting each other
1:37 PM - No Hitter: some douche will start making a new clan
1:37 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: no matter
1:38 PM - Kneesocks : How will we get them all under our control?
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: we shall destroy that new clan
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Of course
1:38 PM - LostFlip: by giving them hats
1:38 PM - LostFlip: ofcourse.
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: the members assigned
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: on the diff clans
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: will take control
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: of the clan assigned
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and we can govern them
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: through my leadership
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and
1:38 PM - No Hitter: dude. this is gonna take years >.>
1:38 PM - Rando: HAHA
1:38 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: the Board of Trustees
1:38 PM - LostFlip: dane is smart
Rando is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:38 PM - No Hitter: climbing up any clan will take years
1:39 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: then it will take years!
1:39 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: so what!
1:39 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Peace is costly!
1:39 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: But it IS WORTH THE PRICE
1:39 PM - No Hitter: ummm. some time in the future, i may quit tf2
1:39 PM - LostFlip: nu
1:39 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla:
1:39 PM - LostFlip: palusot.com
1:39 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: why Hitter
1:39 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: why oh whyw
1:39 PM - No Hitter: when i finally exit college xD
1:40 PM - No Hitter: i have to work
1:40 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: whoa
1:40 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: you're in college
1:40 PM - Kneesocks : Dane, pm
1:40 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: WORK?
1:40 PM - No Hitter: conspiracies are fun xD
1:40 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: this
1:40 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: is our
1:40 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: chance
1:41 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: to contribute
1:41 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: something
1:41 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: for peacee
1:41 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: in the internet
1:41 PM - No Hitter: lmao
1:41 PM - KuroiTenshi: i liek trolling
1:41 PM - Rando: no
1:41 PM - LostFlip: peace?? on the internet?? *checks pokedex*
1:41 PM - Rando: just peace in steam.
1:41 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: right Rando
1:41 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: at least peace with the clans
1:42 PM - No Hitter: why do you think people join clans anyway...
1:42 PM - No Hitter: for competition
1:42 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: that
1:42 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: is
1:43 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: of no concern to me
1:43 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: they can compete all they want
1:43 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: under the banner
1:43 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: of 1 unified clan
1:44 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: hmm
1:44 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: what about this
1:44 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: after we destroy all the clans
1:44 PM - No Hitter: taht defeats the purpose. if you have subclans within a clan
1:44 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: we destroy this one
1:45 PM - No Hitter: if you consider teh TF2 playerbase as a clan, then subclans are the "clans" right now
Kneesocks left chat.
1:46 PM - No Hitter: brb lunch
Rando is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:47 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: this meeting
1:48 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: is over
1:48 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I expect all of you
1:48 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: to
1:48 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: HAVE HAD A HAPPY TROLLING
1:48 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
1:48 PM - LostFlip: fuck you
1:48 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: HHAHAHAA
1:48 PM - LostFlip: i knew you were drunk
1:48 PM - KuroiTenshi: pwned
1:48 PM - LostFlip: the whole time
1:48 PM - LostFlip: i even told that to the umbrella guy
1:48 PM - KuroiTenshi: dane
1:48 PM - KuroiTenshi: go to sleep
1:49 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I can't
1:49 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: if I go to sleep
1:49 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I'll
1:49 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: just
1:49 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: get more high
1:49 PM - KuroiTenshi: how sure are you?
1:49 PM - LostFlip: your drunk
1:50 PM - No Hitter: i knew it.
1:50 PM - KuroiTenshi: my grammar nazi senses are tingling
1:50 PM - No Hitter: lmao
1:50 PM - No Hitter: /savelog
1:50 PM - LostFlip: le fu
1:50 PM - KuroiTenshi: how do you
1:50 PM - No Hitter: at least until the part where dane said trolling
1:50 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I'm just kidding
1:50 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I actually
1:50 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: really planned that
1:50 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: but I know
1:50 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: it is impossible
1:50 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: and useless
1:51 PM - LostFlip: and not hat-profitable
1:51 PM - KuroiTenshi: so
1:51 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: just wanted to see your reactions
1:51 PM - KuroiTenshi: we shall be continuing to stalk
1:51 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: stalk
1:51 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: women?
1:51 PM - KuroiTenshi: probably
1:51 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I am trying to internet stalk a gurl already
1:51 PM - LostFlip: eww
1:51 PM - LostFlip: dane ill trade my ye olde for whoopee
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: You and your hat fetishes, Flip
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: WAT NO
1:52 PM - KuroiTenshi: lol
1:52 PM - No Hitter: zzz
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: BAKER IS AWESOME
1:52 PM - LostFlip: derp. ok.
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: You are all dismissed
1:52 PM - No Hitter: dane are you seriously a minor... and drunk?
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: someone
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: save this
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: I don't drink
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: Migz does
1:52 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: but not me
1:53 PM - EnG! OoS Rainbow Danezilla: save this log, Larrrenz
1:53 PM - KuroiTenshi: whatevs
1:53 PM - LostFlip: i didnt get all

.ENDFAEZ.

Well, that makes sense.

If that really is a serious conversation, then their plan just failed, big time.

Son I am disappoint

This is the only appropriate response. I don't want people speaking of this outside of this thread and our Mumble.
I will lead us to war with the oppressors and we shall be victorious.