"All about Ragequits" In Depth Guide to the research Of Ragequits. [FREE HATS]

No, i won't give you cancer.


The fine art of RageQuitting,
First of all, what Is a ragequit?
Ragequit is commonly defined by the act of "leaving" something because of anger, or frustration fits!.
But there are a lot of meanings for a RageQuit as well
First of all,
The human subconcious,
Each and everyone of us have it, And with every human being, comes different sets of subconciouses,
Mainly, ragequitting is when both the "concious", The side you use to think, to watch, to comment, to fap, etc etc
alongside the "subconcious", who controls your brain and your body actions, Both are frustrated or angry in perfect unison,

In some cases, there are some times when the subconcious is angry and frustrated, but the concious are not,
That is what we call "frustration building up" or in the simpler terms, "ugonnagetmad?". Over time, this builds up, and in one quick stroke of Subconcious surpremity
, the concious "leaves" the action, succumbing to the subconcious's every whim and will, however, there are some poor sods who can resist it, and in the end, the subconcious is defeated, causing the frustration and the anger pent up in the subconcious... to dissapear entirely!.
Enough about that, as your skin is NOT absorbing radiation.

A. Note the reactions to various "ways"
the subconcious is a finnicky tool, we cannot win it, nor can we understand it, we can however, research it's effects based on the responding Concious.
In Team Fortress 2, there is a lot of "reactions", to things, such as, the typical subconcious Boiling up at a sniper headshot. Even a simple taunt after kill is sometimes enough to cause the subconcious to fret, which in terms chain reactions the concious, pummeling it with "frustration", and "Anger", in order to sastify the subconciously egoistic whims, here is a pictogram, finely crafted by...me..
And no, your blood's fine, No radiation in there!

http://nowpic.com/?photo=2010-08/9a91ef68

B. Exploit the Trigger.
Once one knows the "trigger" to start the chain reaction of "RageQuit" one should exploit it to maximun effect.
Let's take a example, the very much hated Skauts. The inflictor, would just exploit the "trigger" to it's full potential,
Potentially Causing the victim to undergo the chain reaction of "RageQuit", which we would now call the ragequitchain for short!.
But one must have skill and expertee of the selected "trigger" for best effects.
Here is another pictogram by...me. No, That is not your Insides melting, stop eating those mamak stall noodles!.

http://nowpic.com/?photo=2010-08/0bd9dc88

C. Domination And Revenge
In team fortress 2, The domination and revenge system is a crucial key to the effect of "ragequit"
The domination system highlights a specific target that has "pwned" you several times.
and getting "pwned" by one particular person is never pleasant.
Sooner or later, your subconcious will register that person with "hostile." And will pressure the "concious" To eliminate this "Hostile threat", Which will begin the "pummeling". The revenge system is a way to "sastify" the subconcious and deprive it of it's "Hostility".
A good Inflictor, would make use of this two systems...
Here's another pictogram
S.C. = Subconcious.

http://nowpic.com/?photo=2010-08/aa1c9807

In short, Subconcious rages when you exploit "cheap" conducts,
Subconcious pressures Concious to "remove threat",
Concious fails and succumbs to Subconcious;s rage,
RAGEQUIT!

So go out there, and have fun,
Next, we will have a talk on how to NOT get Raged!
...
Ummm... free hats?,
Oh yes, the free hats ran out...
But don't worry!,
you can get some free hats after your insides melt...Which is right about...
Now.

+rep for this. It rocked.

And no, this is not my insides melting. I'm just hungry. Owait. FUUUUU-

Hey, your back!, Perfect!, now then, here's your hat!

I forgot some important things, so here is a addendum

C2. C-C-cccccCrits!
Since the beggining of "luck based games", People's subconcious have been getting aggravated by the so called "luck" factor contributed in theese games.
In Team Fortress 2, The "random crit" system is a very important factor in "public" Games, as it lets the so called "Inferior" people "Outrank" The "Surperior" People.
Usually when crit happens, the recieving end's subconcious does not take it well, and will begin the RageQuitChain. As people does not like "Losing" Due to the factor of "Luck".

Eeh?, it's just a plastic hat with shiny green liquid inside~
Here's another pictogram,


http://nowpic.com/?photo=2010-08/01b292c9

Contributed by JoDog
2:31 PM - JoDog!! :3:
D. Chat Binds.
Haven't you gotten bored of some people not RQ-ing even though you've dominated, undominated and re-dominated them about a thousand times so far, especially with the use of Crits?
Nows your chance.
Just bind f "say Sorry Man, Crit Happens." and jam that button whenever you crocket someone in the face. Now see the rage flying around.
http://www.nowpic.com/?photo=2010-08/c64587ba

3:25 PM - JoDog!! :3: "You dont use a razer mouse to draw, you use it to shoot people in the face then press f 'Sorry Man, Crit Happens'."

--JoDog!! :3

Oh yes, Flaunt their subconcious with chat binds!, As the concious processes the chat binds, the subconcious reacts to it as well, often causing the Pummeling of the concious. Which in terms, Begin the RAGEQUITCHAIN, Choo Choo!

Oh....that's concencrated acid inside the bottle, and ummm.. it's flowing out, so....
Die

No worries. You'll rarely see me ragequit because I have an INSANE, GINORMOUS, OMGWTFBBQ level of tolerance.







...unless the day is really sucky by itself.

TL;DR.

Walls of text have kept me away from long spospoet.

This needs to be turned into a machinima

I don't get it.

lawl its a guide on how to make people RQ.

In e-club 2fort I always make use of the crash to ragequit

I don't get what's a rage quit.

Well, it's RAGEQUIT RAWGIUFDGSIGOA

kigbariom wrote:

I don't get what's a rage quit.

its w*en you get soooo mad at someone, and you just cant take it anymore t*en you quit TF2

LOL I know, I was being an idiot

kigbariom wrote:

LOL I know, I was being an idiot

yea i know, i did it because t*e blood god tell me to do so

I don't get what's being an idiot

No, seriously what's a ragequi-

It's hilarious.

My insides have melted.

WHERE ARE MY HATS

Yo dawg, I herd you liek hats soz i maed you raegquit soz you can has your hat while u r confuzzleed.

http://farazparsa.com/getgood.htm

Itt: You all mad cause you get no hats.

master is a hacker! no shit bro